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Eats, Shoots and Leaves

A good Christmas present for any pedants of grammar out there.

London Marathon

Well, we're in. Rach and I that is for 2004. Scary. And did you know that Google was a calculator? Type "26 miles in meters" and search. Unbelievable.

email xmas cards

Dog gone (..er)

A very strange tail (intended dire pun) indeed. Do you think that the dog understood? Will it inspire other dogs to do the same?

Lighting the way..

..to a brighter future. Maybe there should be a prize for the worst pun.

Venusberg

Some fella's blog. Well written I think. And I quote "McDonald’s is the worst combination of science and eating you can get without actually eating Heinz Wolff. "

its easy

create new identities, tell or distort the truth for all the fucking wankers you hate

Probably the best..

..headphones in the world. An excellent birthday present.

Alan and Lisa's Wedding

Some pictures from Alan and Lisa Steven's wedding. Super day all round. The pictures, alas, don't really do it justice due to a) lack of pictures and b) some suspect quality.

Alan and Lisa's Wedding Vol II

Fortunately Rich also took his camera along. And did far better on the volume front.

Laugher -v- Charlie

I wonder how much Steve Coogan you'd have to watch to notch up a grams worth.

Jeffrey Zelman

This guy is the man. If you're into designing websites for fun or profit you can't go far wrong with this book. Apart from the fact that it's spot on technically it is also geniunely laugh-out-loud funny. Go buy it.

Smokers stupid?

Never. I mean, it takes an pretty bright person to spend a fortune on a product that slowly but inevitably kills them with no upside. Well, no upside apart from that rush of ecstatic feeling and calm you get when you first inhale of course.

Mindboggling..

200 billion galaxies each with around 200 billion stars. That we can see with a telescope. And to think that god made all of this, waited 14 billion years and then put us right in the middle of it all. That really is a miracle.

RipCast

Ever wanted to be able to record streamed radio stations. Well now you can!

Lee & Clare's Wedding

Ahhh.. our 7th and last wedding of the year. And one of my favourites. Brilliant day.

Wa har

Funny letters submitted to newspapers in 2003. And I quote "What kind of hypocrite does Ms Dynamite think she is? Singing anti-war songs to gain popular sympathy while promoting high explosives through her silly stage name is nothing more than cynical double dealing. "

Coca Cola

.. didn't invent Father Christmas after all, but instead abused his image to boost winter sales of their foul drink.

Bob Monkhouse

Or Bob 'harry' Monkhouse as he's known in our household. "They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now."

Web Colours

If you ever find yourself in need of inspiration colour-wise when designing a website then this is your chap.