Added by Dave 02 July 2004 11:20
Bit worrying this site - this guy has dedicated his time to putting up loads of pictures of female TV presenters he finds attractive. Doesn't sound that bad until you go on there and see just who he regards as attractive
Added by Paul 02 July 2004 20:50
If true, this is a horrible story.
Added by stones 03 July 2004 10:22
Yeah, I was against it originally too.
But look at the virtual tour, the place is gonna be amazing!
Added by Arthur 05 July 2004 17:23
It’s probably been around the houses, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it.
Added by Dave 06 July 2004 12:25
Porn film titles - there are some classics in here
Added by stones 06 July 2004 20:44
Female Spurs fan visits Highbury.
Added by Paul 07 July 2004 13:00
I'm not one to typically side with Ars3nal players but this ruling seems a little on the generous side to me.
I love the phrase "very relieved at the outcome of the appeal". And who can blame her? How was she ever going to make ends meet on a mere £250,000 a year for doing sod all?
Added by Dave 08 July 2004 10:32
This has got to hurt - never get on a moving treadmill
Added by Dave 16 July 2004 11:52
Ever been annoyed by having your lighter repeatedly stolen? Don't worry, here is a full set of guidelines about the dos and don'ts of lighter theft. Rule 5 is particularly funny
Added by James 16 July 2004 15:35
Don't have your speakers set too high
Added by Paul 18 July 2004 12:39
An amusing article by Lynn Barber on the merits and demerits of theatre-going.
Added by Paul 18 July 2004 12:48
"Gaultier has created a mouth-watering display of dresses which look good enough to eat. "
I'm sorry, but f*ck off Jean-Paul.
As usual, Alan Partridge has is covered. Does anyone remember the Knowing Me Knowing You episode with the medically themed fashion show?
Added by Paul 18 July 2004 15:40
A very impressive array of (pasties) wallpapers.
And decent resolution selections as well.
Added by Paul 18 July 2004 16:45
With a new single. Called Gravity.
And it's good.
Added by Paul 19 July 2004 10:45
The Streets - Dry Your Eyes. What a tune! Heartbreaking.
Check out the video here.
Added by Paul 19 July 2004 11:46
rocking like it's 1997.
and maybe an explanation for why microsoft has done very little browser-wise for nearly 5 years.
the day can't be far away when i switch to firefox
Added by Paul 19 July 2004 12:36
I think I've finally been converted to music television. The Amp is an excellent Sky/Cable channel.
Like Xfm but on the telly and without the 20 track playlist.
Added by Paul 19 July 2004 13:05
Coast-to-Coast across the States.
"To drive the race route, which runs from Huntington Beach, California, to New York City, would take seven days, clocking up 3,100 miles.
Brown and the six other competitors are attempting to run the distance in 70 days - the foot-busting equivalent of a double marathon each day."
Added by Dave 19 July 2004 13:38
Added by Paul 19 July 2004 15:52
I'm at a loss to understand how a Postmaster can steal £500,000 from a sorting office safe.
What sort of crappy internal systems must they have to allow this?
Added by Paul 20 July 2004 09:20
Ok. I've added this before. But he disappeared. But now he's back.
Something we should all probably celebrate I think.
Added by Paul 20 July 2004 09:41
Jesus. I quote
"Nigerian mobile phone users have been anxiously checking who is calling them before answering them in recent days.
A rumour has spread rapidly in the commercial capital, Lagos, that if one answers calls from certain "killer numbers" then one will die immediately. "
I'm sorry but I'm gonna say; how f*ckin' think are they?
Whatever next? They'll start believing that a strange, jealous, vengeful God made the Universe. And that really would be stupid.
Added by Paul 20 July 2004 09:57
..it would seem, is a previously undiscovered source of brilliant comedy.
Two in one day.
Added by Paul 21 July 2004 12:34
According to this article in the Scientific America no less, there's a 67% probablity that God exists.
Hmmm.. I'm suspecting false assumptions have led to this bold conclusion.
I suspect the probability, in my humble estimation, tends somewhere nearer to 0%.
But if he does exist, I reckon he'll look something like this. After all, he made us in his own image.
Added by Paul 21 July 2004 13:22
Is Michael Schumacher annoying?
And surely the accusation that he broke into a celebrity impersonator's home to steal documents just can't be true.
Chored from cuppatea
Added by Paul 25 July 2004 12:50
Added by Paul 27 July 2004 07:18
A few more gratiutious shots of our house
Added by Paul 27 July 2004 11:53
Turdnip, I say! A f0cking waste of space. Takes 2 hours to peel, 3 hours to boil, 4 hours to mash and 5 hours to eat. After all that, what does it taste like? Dodgy water, that's what.
SELECT FOOD_NAME FROM WORLD
WHERE FOOD_NAME LIKE "*NIP"
AND TASTY = TRUE
Added by Dave 27 July 2004 15:51
This comes from the truly charming website GodHatesFags.com - full of pretty vile stuff but I have to admit this article made me chuckle if only for the road sign drawing at the bottom
Added by Paul 27 July 2004 16:22
What the world's been waiting for? Not really, but I'm excited by the prospect.
Added by Paul 28 July 2004 14:30
A(nother) interesting article in the Guardian about Richard Dawkins.
And a hint he has a new book coming out (The Ancestor's Tale) but unfortunately not much in the way of clues as to what it's going to be about.
Added by Paul 29 July 2004 10:04
.. to the government's (as yet unseen by me) Preparing for Emergencies.
Added by James N 30 July 2004 13:16
For those of you like me who watch, in awe, the Knight Rider repeats on Bravo this has to be the ultimate accessory.
Picture the envious glances from those who, like me, took this program absolutely seriously back in the '80s (what were we thinking?!).
And, unlike mobile phones, there's no law that says you can't drive along talking into your watch.
Also wanted, the helicopter as used in Airwolf.