Added by Paul 21 February 2008 20:19
Genius from the Onion.
Jaded by the sight of what it deemed "run-of-the-mill" orifices, the nation's pornography-saturated populace released a statement Monday demanding a new bodily opening to leer at. "At this point, staring at an anus, vagina, or beckoning mouth has become so commonplace that it is no more titillating than ogling, say, the human elbow.
Back to paulnixon.org home
Retrieving next posts...