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more Metro based dog tales

sadly this time not so cute or amusing. His son was so upset he shopped his dad to the gaffers

"He had allowed the dogs to have sex with him and been involved in other acts"

"I used to have a pet dog and he used to look after it and take it for walks, but fortunately it was a bitch and I hope nothing happened," the son said.

"I don't know where he got the idea from in the first place ??? maybe he'd seen the film, Animal Farm or something horrible like that."