Added by Paul 02 April 2008 17:28
A collection of images. Some funny, some tragic.
What is it about the anthropomorphism of people's pets that is so good?
Added by stones 03 April 2008 12:27
Somewhat annoying considering I (or at least my work) pay through the nose for their service.
Looks like it will be cheap and nasty broadband for me in the not too distant future!
Added by stones 03 April 2008 12:27
Sorry, bad linkage
Added by stones 16 April 2008 08:51
It's long been proven that taking vitamin supplements offer no benefits to a healthy person, however new research shows taking regular supplements of Vitamin A increases mortality rates by 16%. Other supplements also increase risk of death in healthy adults by significant amounts.
It's all fairly obvious when you think about it, and yet seemingly thousands of people continue to take them every day!
File alongside healing crystals and hoping to be cured through prayer.
Added by Paul 16 April 2008 12:58
Always worth a little look in.
BIOFUELS TASTE AWFUL, SAY AFRICANSBiofuels are incredibly salty and don't really go with anything, hungry people in the Third World said last night.
PRINCE WILLIAM TO USE HMS INVINCIBLE AS A BOTTLE OPENERPRINCE William has been given permission to use the aircraft carrier HMS Invincible as a bottle opener at his summer barbecues.

Added by Paul 16 April 2008 21:26
I'm not sure what use these might ever be.. but a whole load of, well, sounds...
Added by Paul 16 April 2008 21:28
Ever wondered why people with BlackBerry phones seem so happy with them?
It's simple - they're fucking brilliant.
My new phone (below) is by a long, long way the best phone I've every owned.
Added by Paul 16 April 2008 21:42
We have hundreds of books. Cluttering up every room pretty much.
However, we have a plan - ReadItSwapIt.
I've posted about it before I think, but I've now started using it. Rach and I loaded up a 100 books or so and already have 15 new books! Well, new in the sense that we didn't have them before anyway.
It's a nice website with an early-eBay social vibe before the latter sold out with shops and all that grubby nonsense.
Added by Paul 16 April 2008 21:47
I got myself one of these bad boys. Fixed wheel too.
Great fun though quite an experience - at once tiring and terrifying. Hard work up the hills and, man, when you forget you can't stop pedalling it hurts - a lot.
Still no offs yet and no complete shame at junctions - there's still time however.
Added by stones 17 April 2008 15:33
THe best comedy on telly is back soon.
Yay!
Added by Les 18 April 2008 15:20
...they make us smell of poo.
I smelled it this morning. I thought it was the drains.
Added by steve 21 April 2008 04:12
It exists. It's alien.
Added by stones 21 April 2008 10:02
About bloody time!
Added by stones 21 April 2008 10:07
I had to check it wasn't still April 1st when I heard this.
Quite possibly the strangest story ever.
Added by stones 22 April 2008 12:36
The Daily Mash's take on the story.
Added by Dave 22 April 2008 14:22
not as spectacularly as previous efforts but once again evidence that he's a top bloke (just a rubbish president)
Added by Dave 23 April 2008 17:28
A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan, who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.
Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"
Earlier, when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."
In the event, Hughes turned up and the case at Holyhead magistrates court resumed.
The court heard he had jumped over a garden wall wearing the bin bag before the attack.
Outlining the case againt Hughes, prosectutor Nia Lloyd said Barney Jones had recently started the Jedi church in Holyhead - in honour of the Star Wars' good knights.
It had about 30 members locally and "thousands worldwide".
The cousins had been filming themselves playing with light sabres in the garden before the attack.
Hughes admitted two charges of common assault.
The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine.
Mrs Lloyd said: "He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand."
Mrs Lloyd said he was shouting "Darth Vader".
She added that Hughes hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache.
The court heard Hughes could not remember the incident
He then laughed and hit Michael Jones in the thigh, causing bruising.
Both men were left upset by the incident and they believed it was pre-planned.
She added that the pair believe "very strongly in the church and their religion".
Hughes could not remember the incident and only realised what had happened when he read about it in local newspapers, the court told.
Defending, Frances Jones said alcohol was "ruining his life" and he had no idea where he got the crutch from.
The court head Hughes had previous convictions, including affray, assault and disorderly behaviour.
The judge warned Hughes that jail remained a possibility before adjourning for pre-sentence reports until 13 May.
Added by Willow 25 April 2008 09:10
It cost £14,000 to create, but clearly no-one at the smart London design outfit that came up with the new logo for HM Treasury thought to turn it on its side.........
Added by Paul 25 April 2008 19:03
GTA is coming. And it sounds cracking.
"But, wow. It would seem to be everything we've been led to believe and quite possibly more."
Added by Paul 28 April 2008 09:18
It was only a matter of time after my trip to Vancouver, where mega-doses of delicious lattes staved off jet lag, that one of these appeared in my kitchen.
Added by Paul 28 April 2008 11:21
Very good.
Added by Paul 30 April 2008 21:45
... but golden. Top 10 signs you're a Christian fundamentalist. Including..
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
and
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
and
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
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