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60ft penis

Added by Paul 25 March 2009 21:13

Genius.

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

Actually I think he should do some pubes and 3 bits of jizz when he gets back from travelling!

Alan on 26 March 2009 10:45

The bollocks don't seem big enough to support a cock of such impressive length and girth

Sam on 26 March 2009 19:46

That is well funny, he he he!

Paul on 26 March 2009 20:47

Literally plum sized balls with a truncheon sized cock. He should have shortened the shaft, done some jizz and used the spare space for some nice titties or maybe an obscenity.

Alan on 27 March 2009 08:00

Or an open mouth, some buttocks even. This person hasn't thought it through.

Where are the veins?

Paul on 27 March 2009 09:32

You're quite right Al. It's like this chap rushed into this without an ounce of thought or consideration. Talk about doing half a job!

Alan on 27 March 2009 15:11

If I were his mother I would be making him add these essentials when he got back from his travels

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