www.paulnixon.org

A quick search for your name on google reveals the following as second result:

The personal weblog of paul nixon. ... paul if you ever had any dealing with windows me you would be noshing vista off dressed in a rubber gimp outfit. ...

Thank heavens you're not applying for jobs anytime soon ;)

That said, my online activity is not exactly unchequered if you know where to look.

Bloody Willows. And bloody Google for that matter. Of the 2,000+ posts and comments they've chosen a rather unrepresentative bit of text.

If I was applying for a job as a fluffer I'd probably do ok!

Ah. The last episode was odd and disappointing.

The missus is doing a postgrad diploma in Health Visiting and his book is on the curriculum so they can learn about the damage the media does with it's misreporting of science and health issues

I tweeted about this yesterday -- http://twitter.com/scjessey/status/6667870535 -- I hope it happens, because it will be fun to watch him have his arse kicked by Lewis Hamilton. 10 years from now, I believe Hamilton will be held in the same esteem as your favorite German.

I don't think he will Simon.

Lewis is a good and exciting driver and doubtless he'll be humiliating Ronson Button next year (though in fairness so did Fisichella!) - but Schumi's in a different league.

Interesting it looks like he'll be partnering Rosberg. I still haven't forgiven his father (and by extension his son) for his reactionary comments when Schumi parked his motor at Monaco a couple of years back.

Fair enough. I'll be rooting for England though.

Maybe it's easy to be patriotic when you no longer live in the country?

Ironically it's the most fervently patriotic that make me feel very unpatriotic indeed.

There's a fine line between patriotism and racism in my view. Too often seems to be more about the hatred of others than loving your 'own'.

When it comes to sport, I have to be FOR England and AGAINST Germany. That's just the way it has to be. When England plays the USA in the first game of the World Cup next year, I will be screaming "C'mon England" at the top of my lungs no matter how many Americans I'll be with at the time.

The only people I actually HATE are the religious wack-jobs (terrorists are a subset of this group).

Ah. I hate a good deal more people than you!

Those that don't say "thank you" when I hold the door open for them for a start. Those whose first resort is violence. Those that place no value on education. Those that bring up their children poorly. Those than drive in the wrong lane in their car and cut in front of others at the last minute when there is a queue. Those that rape. Those that stab. Those that stare down strangers to prove they're not lightweight.

In fact all of the barely literate, thuggish, hate-filled morons which I have to share this country with.

You are right, of course. Add your list to my list. Also, add the teams and fans of Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Manchester United. And smokers. And truck drivers. And anyone with an iPod and/or and iPhone. And old people in beige cars with a vinyl roof.

Just a quick note to say if you find yourself with nowt to do, download and watch The Onion Movie. I didn't know it existed, but it's pretty good. Flags a bit toward the end, but the first two-thirds or so are pretty sharp.

I'm confused. I have the same login for virtually all of my Google stuff. I got banned from AdSense because Google incorrectly accused me of click fraud.

I had NO IDEA this stuff was so complicated. That was an awesome demonstration, and it gives me a new appreciation for the genre. I'm still stuck in the Pink Floyd / Moody Blues tape effects era!

Had no idea there was a Rage against the Machine sample in there

so wtf do all the other jokers do?

Designed by Germans, undoubtedly a very, very fine piece of software. To be utilised so widely by professional djs and music producers alike shows the quality and depth of this app.

Slag the Germans all you like but they gave us Ableton, BMWs and Michael Schumacher....

The other jokers dance and provide dodgy vocals

Hey Reuben... thanks for the post!

I hope you're doing as little training as I am at the moment. Hopefully we can catch up on the road over Christmas sometime.

No problem Paul.. more to follow i'm sure!

Afraid I've not been backing off the training :) although I'm starting to really hate the snow and turbo - would be great to get on the road again!

Dagnabbit - must be too popular. Many bugs spoiling play!

Just picked this up - quality game

Indeed, fantastic news. Let's hope the car is vaguely competitive.

Either way, legend.

This is indeed excellent news. I'm not much of an F1 fan, but I'll definitely be keeping me eye on things this season - it's like something out of a hollywood script. I'm thinking Rocky. But with cars.

From the Guardian

"Does he still possess the rage to win? Experienced drivers (Massa and Rubens Barrichello) racing against him in a recent kart meeting were impressed but hardly surprised by his attention to minute detail. The karts were identical but Schumacher adapted his to allow a driving style that showed his flair had not diminished in the slightest. He won, of course."

I expect him to piss all over his teammate, but I can't see him winning as many races as Hamilton, Massa or Alonso. I doubt the Mercedes will enjoy the same advantage the Brawn had at the beginning of last year.

Um. I thought they were ok but they looked really cobbled together and rushed.And the constant wazzing up, chunking off and calling people tiger was getting a bit wearing

much better than his american series. the most uninteresting people in the world.

made his turkey, stuffing and roast potatoes from this series. 10/10

Humourously Rach crushed the very life out of our roast potatoes at half time, then said "that bloody jamie oliver - what a shit idea".