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Elton John

Philosophers and theologians pack up your bags. Time to take up welding.

For Elton John has spoken

Sir Elton John has claimed Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man"

I suspect he wasn't pressed on the evidence he has to support this astounding discovery, which is a shame because I'm struggling to take it at face value.

Either way, top marks on the topical Eddie the Eagle impression...